Piranha 3D is going to win Best Picture of 2010. Here's why.
People go see movies because they want to escape from their boring, monotonous, shitty lives. Movies about boring, monotonous, shitty lives have been winning Best Picture forever. I have faith however that American intelligence has completely flat-lined at the turn of the decade.
Piranha 3D has my mind so entirely engulfed with the excitement of the release, I almost forgot to see Inception. It has all of the things I, like most sane people in the world, love. Gratuitous nonsensical nudity, partying, and B-movie violence encompass the entire length of this film. Tits, ass, alcohol, sex, blood, guts, guns, fire, and mother fucking lesbians will cover the screen constantly, overloading your brain with happiness.
This movie will be so insanely wonderful, everyone who sees it will immediately purchase another ticket. For its inevitable six months in theaters it will be considered the best way to spend $10. Every magazine in the country will praise it as the greatest accomplishments in American well-being since the microwave.
Take a shot of vodka, and watch great movies, Boston Jon
This movie will be so insanely wonderful, everyone who sees it will immediately purchase another ticket. For its inevitable six months in theaters it will be considered the best way to spend $10. Every magazine in the country will praise it as the greatest accomplishments in American well-being since the microwave.
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